“Why are you so snarky?”

I like Writing and making people laugh– which usually involves satire, parody, sardonicism, hyperbole, lampoon, inscrutable metaphors, irreverence, sarcasm, mockery, flippancy and general candor. Conversely, these can also make people cry; if this occurs, please adjust your personal settings.

I’m also gravely serious and painfully pedantic, especially when I’m passionate about a subject– but sometimes people just don’t have all day.